on the long BART ride home today (which was early because i skip class and blame senioritis nowadays) a handsome blind, black guy came on and then a cute asian lady came on after him with a seeing-eye dog.
guy: is that you ms. f—-?
guy: hey it’s j—-!
lady: hi how are you!
guy: good, haven’t seen you in ages!
*me and everyone within earshot collectively repress the urge to laugh out loud*