i forgot to mention that the emperor’s new sound is a completely silent project
today i made a clever little catapult that was not so clever. or
maybe it was me. it was not really a catapult so much as a spoon and it had
only yogurt as a projectile. and as i asked mr. teacher a question, something
triggered it (to be fair, it was my hand) and launched it onto my glasses. and
of course some fell in my eye.
and i got banned from the car the first day of driving it.
^i’m considering posting short stories like this more often.