but i love you
[adapted from “but jeremiah was a bullfrog.”].
i thought this was amusing. i dont know who to share it with so i’ll come back read this entry and share it with myself.
A fellow came up to us. I think he ‘sensed’ we were in a band.
“Are you…a band?”
“Yes, we’re in a band?”
“What are you doing here?”
“We’re going to Glasgow”
“Are you Franz Ferdinand?”
“No we’re NOT Franz Ferdinand. What do you want?”
“I’m helping make a programme called ‘Airport’ for the BBC. What’s you’re band called?”
“Belle And Sebastian.”
“Oh I know. The Boy With The Arab Strap. I know that lp… I was half expecting to see a girl called Belle and a boy called Sebastian! Ha ha ha!”
The camera crew arrived. It was then that Stevie pointed to them and said.
“Point that camera at me and I will fucking break you!”.
the franz always wins more stuff than b+s with no good reason. [no fucking good reason!]