i always come back to this song. cant wait to see ariel’s presentation on oberst! today i’m overwhelmed by mushy fondness for all you fantastic people. you grow on me like a colony of E. coli on room-temperature british beef. haha more analogies:

-She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
-Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
-Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever
-John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
-The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
-He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
-the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19 p.m.at a speed of 35mph.”
-It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.


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  1. whoa. i’m lucky to have made it here, let me tell you. my compu-bot gets screwy-like when i click to add a comment. so while i’m here, i just have to say: you’re a cool kid. a tremendously cool kid. with rockin’ analogies. rock me amadeus, rock me.

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