You were a child of the early 90’s if…
(or on the cusp -_-)

You know who Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael and Donatello are.
You owned a pair of SKID-Z.
You religiously watched 90210, Melrose Place, Party of Five, and My So-Called Life.
You tight-rolled your jeans.
You wore big hoop earrings.
You thought bellbottoms were horrible and couldn’t understand why anyone would’ve ever worn them.
You watched Dial MTV, and remember who Nelson, Slaughter, Warrant, and Winger were.
You knew how to do the dances called the MC Hammer, the Roger Rabbit, and the running man.
You owned a pair of K-Swiss, Keds, or Air Jordans.
You thought “Ice Ice Baby” was the coolest song ever, and when your parents told you Vanilla Ice would be a shot in the pan, you refused to believe them.
You remember when they played “I’m Proud to be an American” every 15 minutes during the Gulf War.
Your bangs were at least 4 inches high, and you thought it looked good.
A hairdryer was required to set your hair.
You rolled up the sleeves of your t-shirts, and tucked in the front, letting the back hang out.
You had any “No Fear” or “B.U.M.” clothing.
You wore 2 pairs of neon colored socks.
You wore overalls with only one side connected.
You had Electric Youth perfume.
You remember when cartoons were actually GOOD, and not scary like the Teletubbies.
You loved to slow dance to Power Ballads.
You had a “snap bracelet”.
You wore your sweatpants pulled up to your knees.
You had a black Debbie Gibson hat.
You wanted to be just like Paula Abdul.
You know the words to “The Humpty Dance”
You owned the Bell Biv DeVoe tape.
You said, “SIKE!” or “WAY!”
You saw “Wayne’s World” at least 2 times at the theater.
You loved the New Kids and Joey was probably your favorite.
You wore jeans pulled up to your navel.
All of your clothes were “baggy”.
You owned a pair of biker shorts.
You wore “water shoes” into the pool.
You had a boom box, or your stereo was a weird color like pink.
You bought tapes instead of CDs.
You never missed “Fresh Prince” and you knew all the words to the intro song.
You or someone you knew wore “Cross-Colors” clothing.
You remember when TLC weren’t divas, and they dressed like they were in the circus.
You thought “I’m Too Sexy” was such a cool song.
You “busted a move” while C&C Music Factory was playing.
You remember when Mark Wahlberg was part of “Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch”.
You owned a silk shirt, which you tucked into your jeans.
You had jeans in various colors, like green, brown, black…
You had a “Button Your Fly” t-shirt.
You had a Ren and Stimpy t-shirt.
You thought long-haired heavy metal bands would never go out of style.
You were addicted to Nintendo. Not just any nintendo, the original nintendo! You know, where you had to blow on the games to get them to work.
There were multiple rubber bands on your pony tail.

You gave the “peace” sign all the time.
You loved Beavis and Butthead.


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